Somehow, already fear-inducing information delivered in the form of a letter is even more unsettling than it otherwise would have been.
Well, for one, because these threats came in the form of spooky ass letters. So, here’s the thing, if that happened to me, I would literally shit my pants. But they never moved in because, right before moving trucks were to arrive, they started receiving these hella scary letters from someone calling himself “The Watcher”.Īmong other ominous things, he thanked the couple (who had two kids) for bringing “young blood” to him. I once read a news article about these people who bought this beautiful, relatively expensive house in New Jersey. What if your child did something unthinkably horrible? We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver These illustrations basically served as the cinematographer of my nightmares growing up…so, thanks for that. When he gets there he finds, to his horror, that he has that previously pesky sandy vajay to thank for his life, as there is a hook hanging from her door handle.Īnd, as if these tales themselves weren’t enough, let’s not forget the illustrations. Nothing creates sandy vagina like hearing that you may be within the grasp of a killer – especially one with a hook for a hand which is, by far, the scariest possible hand replacement. The boy, obvi, wants to continue what they are doing but the girl is all, “Um, yeah, nope.
They are about to get down to business when they hear on the radio that a killer, nicknamed “The Hook Man,” because he has a hook for a hand ( a bit on the nose, but mkay) has escaped an asylum. This story alone is responsible for me having student loans – because I would have babysat a lot more as a high school student were this horrifying possibility not planted in my head.Īnd then there’s “The Hook,” also a classic, about a boy and girl who are parked in a deserted area to do… well… the only thing boys and girls park in deserted areas to do. Let’s start with “The Babysitter,” a version of the classic urban legend in which a babysitter is terrorized by a mad man who is calling from inside the house. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jacksonĭue in large part to the aforementioned wimpiness, I absolutely refuse to go anywhere near a house that even vaguely looks like it might be haunted. If you’re going to read this one, do yourself a favor and hide any croquet mallets you may have laying around first. King taught me, in this book about a winter caretaker who brings his family to live in a huge – and evil – hotel called “The Overlook.”
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The last, probably a snow day.ĭespite my affinity for slick roads and all the free time that inevitably accompanies them, there is one time when I most-fucking-definitely wouldn’t be wishing for frozen precipitation.Īnd that time would be if I were in a mountain-top hotel.Īnd I know that if we were to get snowed in, someone is pretty much 100% going to go nuts and kill us all. Of the three best days in my life, the first two were the days my sons were born.
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